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The World’s Worst Real Estate Listings

Posted 10/05/2009 5:00 am by Ron Hogan

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If you thought the house by the nuclear power plant was bad, you haven’t begun to witness real estate horror.  Behold Lovely Listing, a what’s what of creepily edited photos, horrible house furnishings, accidental forced perspective, and, ahem, odd kitchen/bathroom hybrids like the one you see above. It’s a treasure trove of how not to take real estate photos, decorate your home, or generally do any kind of interior design.

Basically, Lovely Listing highlights every possible offense to all five senses.  For example, in the photo above?  Not only are you working with 250 square feet total (if you’re lucky), you also have wooden everything (floors, ceilings, and all furniture… including over the shower, which is bad).  The oven is right next to the picnic table.  You can barely fit a dorm-sized microwave in the gap between the top and bottom cabinet installations.  There’s two sinks when you could probably make due with just one.

And, of course, you have a TOILET next to the KITCHEN.  One flush with the lid open and you’ve got sewage all over your oranges. While it’s better than going outside, you couldn’t rough in a water closet?  Granted that’d be pretty claustrophobic, but it’s a lot better than people being able to look in your kitchen window and watch you shower (or worse).

Sometimes, I think people just do things without thinking them through.  Other times, I know people just do things without thinking them through.

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