I really hate to indulge in stereotyping an entire country, but when I say the words “vodka in pill form” and ask you to think of a country that might be responsible for that invention, who do you think of? If you said Russia, then you’re right. A team of scientists at Saint Petersburg Technological University, led by Evgeny Moskalev, have invented a process that can turn vodka, beer, cognac, whiskey, or whatever your favorite adult libation might be into solid, dry booze pills.
Now you no longer need to force yourself to munch on turkey and boozy dressing when you want to eat your scotch on the rocks! The purpose of the pill is unknown, but it will make the transportation of vodka and other spirits a whole lot easier, and it makes the addition of vodka to drinks easier, too. No more shot glasses; just down a pill with a sip of water! Just add rum pills to your soda for an instant trip to the islands!
One of the hallmarks of a science-fiction future was that all food would be taken in pill form. We’re one step closer to that reality with vodka tablets, don’t you think? If they could somehow invent a combination Aspirin and hamburger pill, then you could cause and cure your hangovers with a medicine bottle!
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