Nobody really knows what happened to make Westley Strellis freak out, but freak out he did.  The 29-year-old man from Lilburn, Georgia, was walking through his local Wal-Mart when he had an idea.  “I know,” he said to himself.  “I’ll pick up a metal bat and smash 29 televisions with it!  Won’t that be fun!?”

Those 29 TVs smashed earned Mr. Strellis 29 different counts of criminal damage to property in the second degree, and the hate of professional couch potatoes everywhere.  The televisions are valued at over $22,000, which means he must have taken his bat to the gorgeous, high-end, high-definition screens first.  It’s enough to make a grown man break down and weep, I tell you.  Those TVs were innocent!  They’d never even had a chance to shorten anyone’s life span!

He’d better hang for this crime against humanity.  Westley Strellis is history’s greatest monster.

Image:  Grant Neufeld

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