A gassy prisoner accused of turning his deadly biological weapon on the guards at a prisoner has been told to stick a cork in it. At the Kirseberg Prison in Malmo, Sweden, an inmate has been disciplined for, and I quote, “a series of concerted attacks” in the form of directed flatulence. That’s right, an […]
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Hydrogen Explosion Makes A Blonde Bombshell
Posted 3/26/2010 10:30 am by Ron HoganJennie Mitchell was a well-liked 19-year-old hairdresser. Like a lot of kids her age, she was a smoker. Those cigarettes are what killed her. Not figuratively, in that she died of cancer or something, but literally. Like a lot of hairdressers, Jennie was carrying some products in her car, including a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. […]
Read »Manhattan Coyote Captured
Posted 3/26/2010 10:00 am by Ron HoganYou might be familiar with the cougars on Sex and the City, but they’re not the only animals prowling around Tribeca! A wily little coyote, who had been on the run since she was first spotted in Manhattan on Wednesday, has finally had her luck run out on her. The nameless 1-year-old female was finally […]
Read »Thief Asks Directions From Cop Investigating His Case
Posted 3/26/2010 9:30 am by Ron HoganUnlike some guys who want to go to jail to escape their problems, accused cell phone thief John White was trying to escape going to jail. However, his problem was his sense of direction. So he stopped to ask a helpful cop for directions. The cop immediately arrested him. As it turns out, White […]
Read »Man Turns Himself Into Police Because of “Woman Problems”
Posted 3/26/2010 9:00 am by Ron HoganTimothy Serrano had had enough. He was sick of the fighting, wanted to get away from his nagging old lady and all her problems, and had a great way to do so. He went to the cops, told them he couldn’t deal with his woman anymore, and asked them to arrest him. Given that he […]
Read »Child Prodigy Banned From African Field Trip
Posted 3/26/2010 8:30 am by Ron HoganColin Carlson is no ordinary 13-year-old boy. At an age where most kids are just getting used to middle school or preparing to start high school, he’s already in college. He started reading when he was a toddler, and since then has advanced at a shockingly rapid rate of speed. Right now, he’s enrolled at […]
Read »Twitter Hacker Busted In France
Posted 3/26/2010 8:00 am by Ron HoganHow often are you ever going to write a sentence where you put Barack Obama together with Britney Spears? Never, unless you’re writing about 24-year-old Francois Cousteix from Puy-de-Dôme, France, known as Hacker Croll. French authorities have finally tracked down the man who hacked into the Twitter feeds of both Barack Obama and Britney Spears […]
Read »Russian Bombers Intercepted In British Airspace
Posted 3/26/2010 7:30 am by Ron HoganThe photographs are stellar. Two Russian Tu-160 Blackjacks, long-range bombers, were intercepted in British air space by two RAF Tornado fighter jets from the RAF’s 111th Squadron, based in Leuchars, Scotland. The four planes flew alongside one another, patiently, until the Russian jets made a turn at Northern Island and left the UK’s sovereign skies. […]
Read »Bag Full Of Money Dropped By Bank Truck
Posted 3/26/2010 7:00 am by Ron HoganIn the movie Robocop 3, there’s a scene in which the bad guys are being chased by Robocop. In an attempt to get away from him, the head bad guy on the run grabs a sack full of cash and dumps it behind his speeding truck. Seeing this, a group of kids comes over and […]
Read »Pwn2Own Contest Invites Hackers To Break Into Computers
Posted 3/26/2010 6:30 am by Ron HoganFor the fourth year of the prestigious Pwn2Own hacking-for-cash contest, it’s deja vu all over again. The four most popular Internet browser suites were tested, and the results are basically the same as last year. In spite of all the security upgrades, bug fixes, and general maintenance, the browsers were all still hacked except for […]
Read »Spicy Soup Mistaken For Stimulants; Man Jailed For Two Days
Posted 3/26/2010 6:00 am by Ron HoganGiven that Mexico is a crucial linchpin in the international drug trade, I can understand why officials would be cautious. I mean, people will do anything to get their drugs across the border; if Jesus isn’t safe, nothing is safe. That’s why, when border police 72-year-old Okoronkwo Umeham was searched and some suspicious herbs […]
Read »Nature’s Sluttiest Animal
Posted 3/25/2010 11:00 am by Ron HoganIf you thought the most promiscuous animals in nature were syphilitic Facebook users, then you were wrong. Even the horniest pervert online has nothing on the Littorina saxatilis, or rough periwinkle snail, which is the most promiscuous animal in nature. The females lay clutches of eggs in groups of 70 or so, and for every […]
Read »Burger Futures Are Through The Roof!
Posted 3/25/2010 10:30 am by Ron HoganMixing a guy with an MBA from Georgetown with a lifetime restaurant worker seems like, at first glance, a recipe for a wacky new sitcom. However, it’s not a sitcom, though it is a little wacky. Levent Cakar, the aforementioned MBA, and Damon Bae, the restaurateur, have joined forces for a restaurant with a pretty […]
Read »Rock And Roll Underground
Posted 3/25/2010 10:00 am by Ron HoganIf you’ve ever wondered how so many bands can be lumped under the genre of rock and roll, wonder no more! Punk, emo, hardcore, nu-metal, pop-rock, grunge, heavy metal, and alternative have all been color-coded, charted, and laid out in an awesome subway-style metro map for your ease of use. Now when your MP3 player […]
Read »Disputed Island Washes Away
Posted 3/25/2010 9:30 am by Ron HoganFor nearly 30 years, India and Bangladesh have argued over a rocky little piece of nothingness. New Moore Island, or South Talpatti, a 2 mile by 1.5 mile strip of sand and rocks, has been the center of tense, nearly violent disagreements between the two countries for as long as the two have been separate […]
Read »The $1 Million Dollar Line Between Genius And Insanity
Posted 3/25/2010 9:00 am by Ron HoganLong hair? Check. Beard? Check. Unibrow? Check. Looks crazy? Check plus plus. Grigori Perelman is either a genius or a homeless person. Given that he managed to solve one of the world’s most difficult math problems, he’s a genius. Now he’s unsure as to whether or not he wants to claim the $1 million dollars […]
Read »Facebook Users Linked To Syphlis Outbreak
Posted 3/25/2010 8:30 am by Ron HoganIf you’re an English person from Sunderland, Durham, or Teesside, I suggest not meeting anyone off of Facebook. According to Peter Kelly, Teesside’s director of public health, those three areas of Great Britain are where Facebook use is at its highest. They’re also areas where Facebook use has been linked to an outbreak of syphlis […]
Read »Death From Above Via Ice
Posted 3/25/2010 8:00 am by Ron HoganOne minute, Milana Kashtanova is walking along the street in St. Petersburg, listening to her headphones and enjoying some music. The next, she’s in a coma. The culprit isn’t some mystery attacker, but rather icicles falling onto her head. It’s easy to laugh at, but it’s no joke. Thanks to a harsher than normal winter, […]
Read »New Human-Like Creature Discovered In Siberia
Posted 3/25/2010 7:30 am by Ron HoganI know what you’re thinking, but this isn’t another cryptid article. An international group of researchers and archaeolgists have discovered a fossilized hand of an ancient proto-human ancestor, or hominim, in a cave near Denisova Lake in the Altai Mountains in Siberia. This woman, called X-woman, isn’t human. She’s also not a Neanderthal, the other […]
Read »Full Body Scanner Used To Harass Sexy Co-Worker
Posted 3/25/2010 7:00 am by Ron HoganShockingly, giving the power to see someone naked to a bunch of people with no real professionalism leads to the abuse of this nakedness power. Jo Margetson, a 29-year-old airport security screener at London’s Heathrow Airport, was walking through one of those new full-body nude scanners used to check folks for guns when her 25-year-old […]
Read »Autistic Teen Picks First Two Rounds Of NCAA Tournament Correctly
Posted 3/25/2010 6:30 am by Ron HoganThere’s been buzzer-beating shots, upsets galore, and some Cinderella runs by some unexpected teams. Still, in spite of all the March Madness, 17-year-old autistic teenager Alex Hermann has a perfect NCAA Tournament bracket. That’s right; he’s got 48 correct picks in 48 games. If he was 18, he’d be a millionaire; the top prize for […]
Read »Blockbuster Is Bleeding; Will It Live?
Posted 3/25/2010 6:00 am by Ron HoganBlockbuster Video is a company in transition. Like the music industry, it cannot find a way to balance its crushing debt loads with its revenues after over-expansion, some very stupid business decisions, and a general market shift away from the core of its business. Blockbuster is nearly a BILLION dollars in debt! The company is […]
Read »Synthetic Marijuana Hits America
Posted 3/24/2010 10:30 am by Ron HoganIt’s called Spice, Scary Spice, K2, K2Herbal, or synthetic marijuana, and it’s the latest designer drug to hit the bongs, pipes, and assorted smokery of American teenagers and college students looking for a legal way to get totally baked, man. Supporters say it has all the highs of marijuana without all the illegality and hassle […]
Read »Costly Clerical Errors, Or Proofreading Is Inportant
Posted 3/24/2010 10:00 am by Ron Hogan(Before anyone mentions it, the above mistake is deliberate.) I’m a weird combination of things. I’m very precise (or try to be) about the words I use, because I know that words have very specific connotations. I’m usually pretty good about spelling things correctly and using proper grammar. However, I’m also usually in a hurry. […]
Read »Note To Music Execs: “Be More Like The Porn Industry.”
Posted 3/24/2010 9:30 am by Ron HoganThe music industry is dying. If they continue to try to do things they way they have always done them, in 15 years or less the companies that exist as we know them will no longer exist. Without a doubt, due to plunging CD sales, a slate of horrible publicity, stupid business decisions, Internet piracy, […]
Read »To The Moon, Old Chap!
Posted 3/24/2010 9:00 am by Ron HoganTo further cement its status as a forward-looking nation, the United Kingdom has announced plans to launch their own version of NASA, beginning in April. While Britain has always had a strong aerospace industry, most of their work in space flight and technology related to space exploration has been shuttled under the purview of various […]
Read »Sharks Invade Tennessee River!
Posted 3/24/2010 8:30 am by Ron HoganNot, one, but two sharks have been discovered in the Tennessee River. “But Ron,” you’re saying to yourself. “Aren’t sharks saltwater fish? And isn’t the Tennessee River a freshwater river?” Yes, and yes. Before you ask, no, this isn’t the start of some sort of MegaShark Versus Giant Octopus or even Shark Versus Megashark scenario […]
Read »Inmate Gets 15 Years For Breaking Into Jail
Posted 3/24/2010 8:00 am by Ron HoganAll Sylvester Jiles wanted was to get back into prison. He had his reasons. He had taken a plea bargain on a manslaughter charge and he was afraid the victim’s family would retaliate. For his own safety, he went to the safest place he could think of and tried to hop the fence at the […]
Read »Ghost Pepper Becomes A Chili Grenade
Posted 3/24/2010 7:30 am by Ron HoganThe bhut jolokia, or ghost chili/ghost pepper, is widely known to be the hottest chili pepper in the world. It entered the Guinness World Records list in 2007, after testing determined that this potent pepper has a staggering score of 1,000,000 on the Scoville units heat scale; that’s 400 times as hot as Tabasco sauce! […]
Read »Child Born With 31 Fingers And Toes!
Posted 3/24/2010 7:00 am by Ron HoganI guess you could say that this is a handy young man. A 6-year-old boy from the city of Shenyang, in China’s Liaoning province, was born with an unusual variation of polydactyly. This mutation usually results in a couple of extra fingers or toes, which get generally get removed at birth. However, this child has […]
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