No matter what you call it, it’s happened to everyone.  Plumber’s butt, butt crack, coin slot… at some point or another, everyone’s showed off a little accidental behind exposure now and then.  Maybe your pants are too low, or too tight, or not tight enough.  Sure, you could do what a reasonable person would do and pull your pants up higher, maybe wear a belt or throw on some underwear to provide some extra coverage, but why would you want to be normal when you can be hip while still showing your hips?  That’s why designer Kimberly Brewer has introduced the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield, which is basically a stick-on patch to cover the top of your butt.

The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield, or BGCS, is a hypoallergenic denim patch that you stick directly to your skin.  It comes in a variety of colors and patterns, featuring rhinestones and other sparkles.  She also has a line of sparkly bra straps, just in case you want to match your anal bum cover to your visible bra strap.

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