The fact that a 26-year-old German student attacked a group of Hells Angels with a puppy isn’t even the weirdest part of the following story.  First, he made rude gestures at the Angels, which is crazy.  Then things got crazier, when he hurled the puppy at them.  Then, to put nutjob icing on the crazy cake, he escaped the angry gang by stealing a bulldozer, which he then dumped in the middle of the street (after getting away), causing a three-mile traffic jam in Allershausen, Germany.

Just writing that paragraph kind of blew my mind, I’m not going to lie.  It’s too early for me to be thinking about things like this too deeply, because it might give me an aneurysm.  Why did this kid pick a fight with the Hells Angels?  I don’t know.  Why did he think a bulldozer would make a great escape vehicle?  Again, I don’t know.  Apparently the police in Allershausen are as clueless as I am, as a police spokesman made the understatement of the year when he held a press conference to announce, “What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell’s Angels is currently unclear.”

NO KIDDING.

Image:  Mare

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