By all accounts, Clive Worth is a very lucky guy.  Despite looking like he does and being 60 years old, the ex-miner from Pontyates, in Western Wales, claims to have slept with over 1,500 women that he’s met online, and claims to keep going until he’s 80 (or dies from some new strain of super-STD).  It’s due to his outrageous behavior that he’s been banned from dating websites, including Match.com, Plenty of Fish, and Dating Direct.  Now, he’s also banned from Facebook for getting laid too successfully.

Worth claims that he goes on 3 or 4 dates a week, and takes his conquest’s underwear as proof of his prowess.  Somehow, despite all this dating, he still finds time to prowl Facebook, and even their bans won’t stop him.  “Facebook don’t give me a reason anymore, they just remove me,” he says, but he notes that he’s still on Facebook under the assumed name of Carol Peters.  Carol was the name of his first girlfriend, who he was with when he was 10 years old.

I guess all those people who said that life begins at 40 didn’t know what this guy had planned for when he turned 60!

Image:  Metro

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