In a way, it’s a pretty serious crime. An unknown man in Sussex, England, has been making posters of a male sex organ wrapped in a yellow ribbon, then posting those posters all over town in parking lots. However, while the police are hunting the mystery wang, they’re having a laugh at the poster’s expense in the process. Apparently, you can’t make a big deal out of such a little, ahem, crime.
“We are aware of these posters and a local PCSO has removed a few, but we have not received any formal complaints. However, we are concerned that the posters have appeared quite close to local schools and they may well cause offence or distress. However, from what we’ve seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won’t be in a hurry to be identified.”
Oh, sick burn by the spokesman of the Sussex Police! I guess if you can’t actually catch the criminal in the act of flashing via photograph, then you can humiliate him until he shrinks from the limelight like a frightened turtle. It’s nice to see that other countries aren’t as easily offended by indecent displays.
Image: A Yellow Ribbon
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