Be careful where you put your hands, because you never know what might happen if you get a little too gropey for your own good.  A friend of 22-year-old Laquita Mattox kicked off a chain reaction when she fondled her friend.  She got her fingers near the friend’s gluteal cleft, the friend clenched her booty, and that caused Mattox’s bed to break.  This infuriated Mattox, who then proceeded to beat and threaten her friend, at one point grabbing a knife.  That’s right, a butt-fondle caused a knife fight to break out.

At one point, after grabbing the knife, the super-dramatic Mattox screamed at her friend, “Are you ready to die?”  Apparently the answer was no, because by this time the victim had gathered up enough wits to make her escape.  She had no serious injuries.

Of course, there’s got to be a lot to this story that isn’t getting out, but the official version is weird enough to make it worthwhile anyway.  Why was Mattox groping her friend’s rear end?  Why did the friend have so much behind on display?  What exactly caused the bed to break?

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