As any Frankenstein monster could tell you, fire bad. As Forrest V. Frankenstein, Jr. could tell you, police bad. That’s the hilariously-named crook who was arrested by Hamilton County police at a Toby Keith concert at Riverbend Music Center outside of Cincinnati, Ohio. Apparently, the incredibly drunk Frankenstein stumbled over to uniformed police officers and told them, “If I had a knife I would stab you.” Unsurprisingly, he was taken into custody immediately.
Once they arrested them he kicked out the rear window of one cruiser. Then, when moved to a second cop car, he bashed his forehead bloody against the security partition. As if that wasn’t enough, when he was taken to the hospital, he continued to threaten pretty much everyone he saw with violence. It’s just a shame Marty Feldman wasn’t there to get him under control.
Is that, or is that not, the greatest name you’ve ever read? I mean, just say it out loud. Forrest V. Frankenstein, Jr. How can you not say that name and just grin foolishly? I mean, it’s Forrest, which is a funny name, and Frankenstein, which is that movie with that monster. And you just KNOW that the middle initial V stands for Victor.
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