Just in case you had to ask, it’s a bad idea to steal from the Salvation Army. Now, they’re generally not aggressive people, so they’re not like stealing from the actual army, but they are a large charitable religious organization, and God tends to frown on those who steal from charities and people trying to make the world a better place. I can only imagine that sense of instant karma is what caused a couple siphoning gas from a Salvation Army van to accidentally light themselves on fire.
Even if you don’t believe in God or charities, and you find their money-raising efforts annoyingly cheerful, there’s another good reason to leave the Salvation Army alone. The Salvation Army invented Doughnut Day! Is that not enough to prove that the Salvation Army is a wonderful organization that does great work? They started a day dedicated to the most delicious breakfast food not made out of pork!
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