Are you looking for the gift for the car-nut who has everything?  Well, when it comes to weird accessories, there’s nothing quite on the level of the Carstache.  If the name didn’t give it away, the Carstache  is a mustache for your car, and it’s the hottest car accessory since, well… ever, basically.  That’s right, you car can be as macho as Burt Reynolds with a little furry addition on the grill.  It’s 100 percent useless and 100 percent awesome.

The Carstache is the brain child of inventor Ethan Eyler, who came up with the idea to spread a little joy in the world.  “We made the Carstache purely because we think it’s funny and it makes people smile.  No other reason.  When people see a Carstache on the streets they laugh, wave, thumbs-up, fist pump, gun flex, wink wink, kiss kiss, you name it.”

When it comes to spreading joy, the Carstache website is more than up to the task, featuring some of the funniest product description I’ve ever read.  “Your first Carstache feels like your first kiss, cold beer, snow cone, and slow dance.  It’s glorious!  It just feels good.  It feels powerful.  Your car has been naked until now.  So strap a ‘stache, buckle up, and enjoy the ride!”

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