Emergency medical workers in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, responded to a 911 call made by a man who was having difficulty talking. When the police arrived, they found a man bleeding from the mouth and his wife, both of whom were singing Christmas carols. Well, the 50-something wife was singing; her late-70s-age husband wasn’t really able to sing. After all, his wife bit off his tongue when the two were engaged in a goodnight kiss.
Open your mouth and scream, “Ow!”
When the paramedics arrived, the woman threw a coffee cup at them. Police then arrested her on charges of mayhem (we know what mayhem means) and domestic violence. The husband didn’t want charges pressed, but police arrested her anyway. Meanwhile, the husband was transferred from the local hospital to Froedtert Memorial Lutheran Hospital in Milwaukee, where doctors surgically reattached his bitten-off tongue.
Note to self: do not mess with women, because they’re crazy.
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