Bree Olson is both on the left in this picture and has left Charlie Sheen.

While in the midst of his 20-city “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option” tour, Charlie Sheen has someone gone from “winning” on a consistent basis to breaking even.  Now, things are looking to go from bad to worse as winning has morphed into losing.  Burned by bad reviews and scathing audience response, Charlie Sheen’s public life is taking a turn for the worse as he’s lost a Goddess.  During a show over the weekend in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Charlie Sheen announced porn star Bree Olson dumped him via text message.

I feel sleazy for having even read this information, let alone passing it onto you, but the public likes to know these things.  It turns out that stars are just like us, and these days, everybody is doing everything via text message, from seduction to break-up.  Even Charlie Sheen gets dumped.  However, he’s continuing on with the tour and relationship with sole surviving Goddess Natalie “Natty” Kenly while Olson, real name Rachel Oberlin, has returned home to her parents in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Sheen is currently looking for a replacement Goddess to join his rotating band of companions.

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