Brett Henderson, naked marathon enthusiast.

All Brett Henderson, age 35, wanted to do was run in Cincinnati’s Flying Pig Marathon on Sunday.  He drove into town from St. Paris, Ohio, got in line, and started running with the crowd.  Unfortunately, Brett Henderson was naked while running in the marathon.  Also, Brett Henderson was not involved in the marathon in an official capacity.  So, police tried to arrest Henderson during his naked marathon run.  When he refused to stop, he got Tasered.  Police used the Taser on a naked man trying to join in a on a marathon run.

Police told Henderson to stop running and get in the patrol car.  He refused.  They told him they’d Taser him if he didn’t, and still, Henderson kept on running in the buff.  So police followed up on their threat and gave him a nice little shock.  Officers managed to get Henderson in their car at about 7:30 AM on Sunday morning.  Cops will not hesitate to Taser anyone, no matter how naked or covered in paint.

Henderson was arrested and booked on charges of public indecency and obstructing official business.  As for the marathon, it continued on without a hitch, featuring a variety of clothed runners.

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