Boston police have said they would tell people about a zombie outbreak, and there are other places with zombie warning signs, but these places aren’t Miami, Florida. Florida is America’s weirdness capital, and Miami is Florida’s weirdness capital, so it goes without saying that some news that leaks out of that state can be disturbing. A naked man was shot and killed by police after eating the face off of another naked man. The attack took place along the busy six-lane MacArthur Causeway, which connects Miami to South Beach.
Facing criticism over the shooting of a naked, unarmed man, Miami police Sgt. Altarr Williams said that it was unavoidable. ”There are other ways to injure people. Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.”
Or, in this case, they can kill you with their teeth. Police say that after shooting the cannibal killer once, he didn’t stop his attack and kept eating his victim’s face until he was shot again and finally killed. He did not stop eating until he was dead. Amazingly, the victim is still alive, but has been rendered unrecognizable by the face-munching attack. It is unclear why the two men were naked, or why one went all zombie outbreak on the other.
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