My inner goddess is twitching.

It’s the movie event of every middle-aged housewife’s year.  The best-selling book Fifty Shades of Grey underwent a strange trip to the multiplex, but it looks like the long-awaited movie is finally becoming reality.  No matter what happened, be it a change in lead actor or behind-the-scenes turmoil or aggressive fan responses to pretty much every bit of casting news, this movie was going to make it to theaters, and now it’s creeping closer.  Behold, sex fiends, the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer has finally arrived!  Feast your bondage-masked eyes upon its glory below.

The movie, directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson and starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, looks like it’s going to give fans most of what they want, though I’m sure they’ll have to pull back on the graphic content a little bit.  Still, for a Valentine’s Day 2015 release, it looks like Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele’s trip to the theater is going to be pretty steamy.  It’s no 9 1/2 Weeks, but what is?

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