It has already provided NASA with great fly-by images of Earth, Venus, and Mercury, but now NASA’s latest space probe, Messenger, has settled in for its permanent assignment. Messenger has entered the orbit of Mercury, and now it is beaming back the first of an estimated 75,000 images of the planet-comet Mercury. It’s the most [...]
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Baby Dolphin Rescued From Rice Field After Tsunami
Posted 3/26/2011 9:49 pm by M. M. FeltsUnless you live under a rock, you’ve heard a great deal about the earthquake and tsunami that devastated Japan on March 11. If you’re among the best of us, you’ve even done your part by donating your time and money to the recovery effort. With reports rolling in of so many thousand people dead and [...]
Read »The Flamingo Flop
Posted 3/21/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganThe noble flamingo is one of the strangest birds in the animal kingdom. It’s bright pink, for one, and that’s odd in and of itself. The fact that the ungainly birds display a supernatural sense of balance is also fairly unusual, but even the graceful flamingo can have an off night. For example, take this [...]
Read »The Japanese Earthquake/Tsunami: Before And After
Posted 3/14/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganYou have to feel sorry for the people of Japan. It’s rare that a place suffers one natural disaster, but Japan has been hit with two natural disasters in a row, much like Indonesia was. In Japan’s case, it was a massive earthquake followed by a massive tsunami, then more earthquakes. It’s looking to be [...]
Read »Man Stabs Another Man Mid-Haircut
Posted 3/10/2011 9:30 am by Ron HoganIt’s not the Obama haircut, but David C. Davis, 21, of New Haven, Connecticut had a pretty distinctive hairstyle when police picked him up. Davis was getting his hair done in Stamford when he apparently grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed another man in the barber shop. After stabbing the other man in the [...]
Read »Mark Zuckerberg In Doll Form
Posted 3/10/2011 9:00 am by Ron HoganHe’s one of the world’s youngest billionaires. He’s Time Magazine’s 2010 Man of the Year. He’s everywhere you want to be. He’s Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, and he’s getting the highest honor an American under 30 can possibly receive. Mark Zuckerber has been made into an action figure. The company behind the Zuckerdoll is [...]
Read »Millions Of Dead Fish Wash Up In Redondo Beach
Posted 3/09/2011 8:30 am by Ron HoganThat’s right, there’s been another massive fish kill. This time, it’s not a river, but a portion of the ocean. Millions of dead sardines are clogging up King Harbor Marina in Redondo Beach, California. Now, it’s up to some distressed city workers armed with shovels and scoops to make with the cleanup, a project that [...]
Read »The Happiest Man In America
Posted 3/07/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganThe trouble with composite pictures is that, like the most common man in the world, they don’t really exist. Take, for example, a recent happiness survey of 1000 people. According to the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, the happiest person in America is “a tall, Asian-American, observant Jew who is at least 65 and married, has children, [...]
Read »The House From Up In Real Life
Posted 3/07/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganPixar has made a lot of wonderful animated films in its time, like Wall-E and Toy Story, but none of them have been as quite as emotionally-wrenching or beautiful as Up, which is the story of a grumpy old man who learns to love again in the wake of his wife’s death after embarking on [...]
Read »Fire Tornado Spotted In Hungary
Posted 3/03/2011 10:00 am by Ron HoganThere’s nothing cooler than a fire tornado, but they’re incredibly rare. In a way, they’re like ligers, but more destructive and less magical. Still, any fire tornado captured on film makes for a very dramatic image, and this most recent example of a fire tornado is no different. A fire at a plastics processing plant [...]
Read »Charlie Sheen New Yorker Cartoons
Posted 3/02/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganI’ll admit it, I’m kind of obsessed with Charlie Sheen right now. Like most of America, I can’t turn away from his many TV appearances, but unlike most of America, I feel awful about the entertainment value I’m getting for this. Still, I’m not going to pretend that Charlie Sheen’s quotes aren’t the greatest thing [...]
Read »How To Live The Sheen Dream
Posted 3/02/2011 6:00 am by Ron HoganI want to completely ignore the Charlie Sheen situation, but I can’t. I want to be afraid for Charlie Sheen’s health, what with his history of drug problems and the way his TV show has been pulled off the air due to his behavior, but every time he opens his mouth, something crazy/great comes out. [...]
Read »Iran Claims London 2012 Olympics Logo Is Zionist Conspiracy
Posted 3/01/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganWhere one person might see the year 2012, another might see a more ominous tone. The nation of Iran, who sees Jewish conspiracies under every rock, in every haircut, and around every corner, has found another pro-Jewish conspiracy, this time imbedded in the promotional materials for London’s 2012 Olympics. Iran has accused the London Olympics [...]
Read »Art Museum Billboard Given Painted-On Clothes
Posted 2/25/2011 10:30 am by Ron HoganMinneapolis, Minnesota, is no place to go topless in February. However, when the Minneapolis Institute of Arts decided to advertise its exhibition of works by Italian master painter Titian, they featured a piece featuring a topless woman called “Venus Rising from the Sea.” A funny graffiti artist decided that a topless woman was too cold [...]
Read »Kitty Loves a Tight Squeeze
Posted 2/20/2011 9:29 pm by M. M. FeltsThe internet’s appetite for cute animals doing even cuter things knows know bounds. whether it’s bears playing golf or dogs saying “I love you,” You Tubers and meme-hounds the world over just can’t get enough. This week’s dose of uber-cuteness comes in the form of a Himalayan kitten, named Ksyusha, who likes to stuff herself [...]
Read »The English Loch Ness Monster Spotted
Posted 2/18/2011 9:30 am by Ron HoganFor every large lake, there’s a monster. The most famous of these is Nessie, The Loch Ness Monster, but even Russian lakes have (man-eating) monsters. For the folks who live near Lake Windermere, their lake monster has been affectionately dubbed Bownessie, the English Loch Ness Monster. While locals swear they’ve seen her, no one’s gotten [...]
Read »Meet Adrianne Palicki, The New Wonder Woman
Posted 2/17/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganYou may not know the name and face of Adrianne Palicki, but you will by this time next year. Palicki is one of the stars of the upcoming remake of my favorite Patrick Swayze movie, Red Dawn, and more importantly, she’s won one of the most coveted female roles in television history. Adrianne Palicki has been [...]
Read »Scottish Deerhound Takes Best In Show
Posted 2/16/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganThe Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is the crowning glory of the dog show world. If you win Westminster, it’s a ticket to a full-time retirement, no matter what the dog’s age. For this year’s winner, retirement means breeding and chasing rabbits for the rest of her days. This year’s best in show at the [...]
Read »The Dress That Won A Prince’s Heart
Posted 2/15/2011 10:00 am by Ron HoganThey say it’s the dress that won a Prince’s heart, but from the looks of it, it’s more like the dress that won parts significantly more earthy than a heart. The night Prince William and Kate Middleton progressed from friends to a relationship is the night in 2002 that Kate modeled the above dress at [...]
Read »Optimus Prime Gets A Parking Ticket
Posted 2/14/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to life-sized Transformers, perhaps they work better as statues in California than they do as drive-able semi trucks in New York City. The Bumblebee statue is going to attract nothing more than weird looks, but apparently Optimus Prime can attract parking tickets. A life-sized version of Optimus Prime got a parking ticket outside of [...]
Read »The Cat Who Must Not Be Named
Posted 2/12/2011 11:02 pm by M. M. FeltsMuch of the time, if a shelter animal is having a hard time finding a new home, it’s because she is no longer a cute and cuddly baby, or because he has some sort of special condition, such as heart worms. In the case of a British feline, dubbed “ugly stray Charlie,” it’s because he [...]
Read »Yogi Rides Shotgun
Posted 2/12/2011 10:29 pm by M. M. FeltsImagine attempting to leave for work on a Friday morning, only to find a bear sitting in the passenger seat in your car and a big pile of its crap sitting in the driver’s seat. Sounds like the beginning of a really bad joke, doesn’t it? Strangely, it’s not. For one Jetta owner, who goes [...]
Read »Prince William Dummy Allows Any Woman To Be Royal Bride
Posted 2/08/2011 11:00 am by Ron HoganAre you jealous that you’re not the lucky commoner getting to marry Prince William on April 29? Well, girls, former food writer turned artist Jennifer Rubell is feeling your pain and the 40-year-old New Yorker has constructed a way to fulfill your dreams. Jennifer Rubell created a wax Prince William is available for portraits outside [...]
Read »World Of Warcraft Graffiti
Posted 2/08/2011 10:30 am by Ron HoganIf you’re one of the millions of devoted World of Warcraft fans who has set foot into Azeroth, one of the worlds in which the World of Warcraft takes place, then you’re familiar with the above graffiti. That’s the symbol of the mighty Horde, and the noble battle cry, “For the Horde!” Of course, as [...]
Read »First Photos of Snowflakes
Posted 2/08/2011 10:00 am by Stephanie SturgisThe old adage is that no two snowflakes are alike. In the age of digital photography – and especially in the snowiest winter in years – the Internet is awash in an avalanche of folks’ pics of their lawns covered in white powder and their dogs frolicking in the snow and their kids bundled up [...]
Read »Google Doodles A Jules Verne Tribute
Posted 2/08/2011 6:00 am by Ron HoganGoogle loves a good excuse to change their Google Doodle (that little Google logo on their main search page). At the drop of a hat, they’re ready and willing to design a fun new doodle. They’ve Doodled up tributes to artists, musicians, and even inventions. Now, Google’s Doodle is honoring Jules Verne. Verne was born [...]
Read »Navy Unveils New Bat-Style X-47B Stealth Bomber
Posted 2/07/2011 10:30 am by Ron HoganIf you thought the 2011 car designs were weird, just wait until you see the 2011 jet designs! One of the Navy’s longest-running projects has been the Northrop Grumman X-47B, which is the next generation in aircraft in the sense that it is not limited by the weaknesses of a pilot. The Navy is celebrating their first [...]
Read »Five Odd Cars Coming In 2011
Posted 2/07/2011 10:00 am by Ron HoganCar designers have seen the future, and apparently, the future is pretty weird. When it comes to the car of tomorrow, designers are actively working to figure out just what the car of the future should look like. Apparently, this year’s car trend is to mash up two designs that don’t go together. For an [...]
Read »Baby Gives Thumbs Up During Ultrasound
Posted 2/04/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganDuring her 20-week checkup, Donna Sayer and partner Simon Briscoe got some warnings about the health of their child. Apparently, doctors thought his head was too elongated and small, which might indicate some abnormalities. So the couple waited two weeks, worried sick, before heading back to Canterbury Hospital for a second round of ultrasound tests. As [...]
Read »Italian Politician Caught Looking Up Escorts During Hearings
Posted 2/03/2011 11:30 am by Ron HoganI understand that politics, by and large, is boring. It’s meetings and hearings and committees and Robert’s Rules of Order and just writing this sentence makes me want to fall asleep. I get that you need to keep yourself entertained during these things, or at least keep yourself awake. However, I don’t think that browsing [...]
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