The built-in heads-up display is one of the crucial components that prevents us from having our sci-fi future now. After all, every good postmodern nightmare has HUDs. The Terminator’s killing power comes from a heads-up display; RoboCop and his great justice also comes via a HUD. Now, Google’s secretive Google X division is putting together […]
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Total Recall Gets A Remake, Trailer
Posted 4/02/2012 6:00 am by Ron HoganLet the summer blockbuster season begin! The first of the summer’s big sci-fi movies to get a trailer (that’s not Men In Black 3), Underworld director Len Wiseman takes on one of his toughest challenges yet. He’s the man replacing Paul Verhoeven in the director’s chair for the big-budget CGI remake of the guilty pleasure […]
Read »Ron Burgandy Announces “Anchorman” Sequel On “Conan”
Posted 3/29/2012 6:30 am by Ron HoganAnchorman is a comedy classic. The pairing of Will Ferrell with frequent co-collaborator Steve Carell and Paul Rudd? Genius. The whole movie is as hilarious now as the first time I saw it, maybe more so. As it turns out, I’m not the only one who wanted more of Ron Burgandy’s over-the-top antics, and Ferrell […]
Read »The Dark Shadows Trailer Exists
Posted 3/16/2012 7:00 am by Ron HoganWell, it’s finally arrived. The first trailer for Tim Burton’s remake of “Dark Shadows” is here, and it’s… a lot more funny than I expected. Apparently, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton have decided to scrap the soap opera elements, and play up the crazy camp of the original series by emphasizing its 70’s roots and […]
Read »Fire And Rain Dominate Kenseth-Won Daytona 500
Posted 2/28/2012 7:00 am by Ron HoganDuring this year’s Daytona 500, there were two major stories: fire and rain. The rain makes sense; after all, this is the first Daytona 500 ever delayed an entire day due to rainy conditions. The fire is something new added to the story during the race itself. While officials were trying to dry out the […]
Read »The Dictator’s Sacha Baron Cohen Defies Academy Awards
Posted 2/27/2012 6:15 am by Ron HoganWhen the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Scientists told Sacha Baron Cohen, “Don’t show up in character or we’ll ban you,” they were obviously serious about it. However, I’m pretty sure that when you tell Sacha Baron Cohen not to do something, he’s going to do it anyway, and be more insistent that he […]
Read »Dubstep Dancing On Crutches
Posted 2/23/2012 8:00 am by Ron HoganGerman Dergin Tokmak is pretty awesome. Sure, like a lot of people, he’s got some limitations. In Dergin’s case, he contracted polio as a child and is forced to use crutches or canes to move around. However, rather than accepting this limitation, he is actually turning a negative into a positive. Witness the awesome dancing […]
Read »Frustrated Father Turns Viral Video Star After Murdering Daughter’s Laptop
Posted 2/13/2012 7:00 am by Ron HoganTommy Jordan, an IT consultant, is the father of a 15-year-old daughter. Like most teenagers, young Hannah Jordan turned to Facebook to vent her frustrations. Unfortunately for Hannah, her father is a freaking IT consultant. Hannah’s history of venting on Facebook has gotten her into trouble before, and despite being grounded for it in the […]
Read »Sloth-Loving Kristen Bell’s Adorable Birthday Tears
Posted 2/01/2012 7:00 am by Ron HoganKristen Bell, known to TV fans as intrepid teen detective Veronica Mars and the Sarah Marshall of Forgetting Sarah Marshall fame, is as cute as a bug’s ear. There’s no getting around that, especially not after her recent appearance on Ellen. The only thing cuter than Kristen Bell is Kristen Bell meeting a sloth. During […]
Read »Blake Griffin Is Going To Dunk Someone’s Face Off
Posted 1/31/2012 6:00 am by Ron HoganBlake Griffin is an athletic freak of nature. He’s one of the best jumpers in the NBA in years, and since he’s already nearly 7 feet tall, his freakish leaping ability and very long arms make him one of the hardest players in the NBA to guard. And that’s before you give him an All-Star […]
Read »Casey Anthony Records A Video Diary?
Posted 1/06/2012 8:15 am by Ron HoganWell, guess who won’t go away? If you said Casey Anthony, you might be correct. A video diary post surfaced on a pay-per-view website that is reported to be Casey Anthony’s actual video blog; it was quickly reposted to YouTube and later confirmed by Casey’s attorney, Cheney Mason. Looks like that whole “go into hiding […]
Read »An Adorkable Duet With Zooey And Joe
Posted 12/30/2011 7:15 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to the first couple of geekdom, nobody resonates stronger with their audience than Joseph Gordon-Levitt and everyone’s favorite singing actress, Zooey Deschanel. Whatever you want to say about the two, there’s no denying they’re adorable together, they’re close friends, and they’re both talented people. That’s why Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing […]
Read »Ridley Scott’s “Promethius” Gets A Trailer
Posted 12/22/2011 2:00 pm by Ron HoganIt’s been a long time since director Ridley Scott mined the science-fiction and horror universes for film ideas. After all, since blazing a trail with Alien in 1979, Scott did Blade Runner, Legend, and not a whole lot taking place in fantasy worlds. However, Ridley Scott is returning to the sci-fi horror genre with the […]
Read »The Hobbit: An Unexpected Trailer
Posted 12/21/2011 9:00 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to fantasy worlds, no one’s done it quite as well as J.R.R. Tolkien. When it comes to adapting Tolkien’s work to the big screen, no one’s done it quite like Peter Jackson. He’s the only person to pull off live action Tolkien, and he’s probably the only person I would want attempting […]
Read »The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Appears
Posted 12/20/2011 9:00 am by Ron HoganSummer is right around the corner, so that means it’s time for the summer movie blockbusters to start poking their heads out around the Christmas tree, smile, wave, and remind you that soon, the explosion-filled movies will be greeting you at the multiplex. One of the most eagerly-awaited blockbusters is Christopher Nolan’s final tilt at […]
Read »The Expendables 2 Gets An Epic Trailer!
Posted 12/15/2011 8:30 am by Ron HoganThe original film of The Expendables was a great moviegoing experience. Sure, it’s not a smart movie, but what it had was a sense of fun, crazy action, and some of the biggest names to ever pick up a gun and quip while killing hordes of people. I mean, seriously; it had Sylvester Stallone AND […]
Read »NMA’s Take On Elf On The Shelf: Best Video Ever?
Posted 12/13/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganI’ll be the first to admit I’ve never really heard of Elf on the Shelf until recently. Apparently, it’s a stalker elf that watches children in a creepy, evil fashion to make sure they’re doing good and not misbehaving like a drunk Frosty at a Christmas parade. That’s all well and good, but I need […]
Read »GI Joe: Retaliation Trailer Released
Posted 12/13/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganIt’s tough to make a movie about toys, be they mach toys or an action version of My Little Pony. Unless you’re doing a flick about creepy toys, adapting a real-world toy line to the big screen is difficult at best. However, the first GI Joe movie–GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra–was a fairly successful […]
Read »Meet The Three Stooges!
Posted 12/08/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganOnce upon a time, there was a legendary comedy team. They had honed their act on Vaudeville stages before finding success in Hollywood making short features for Columbia Pictures. The best known incarnation is Larry Fine, Moe Howard, and Curly Howard, AKA the Three Stooges. Their life story is fascinating; this is NOT their life […]
Read »“Cabin In The Woods” Trailer Appears
Posted 12/06/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganYou take a bunch of college kids, stick them in a cabin, and cue the menacing force out to kill them. Be it rednecks, disease, zombies, vampires, or whatever, going to a secluded cabin for a weekend of drinking and smoking and sex is a bad idea in movies, right? Right. However, just because you […]
Read »Kohl’s Has The Worst Black Friday Ad Ever
Posted 11/22/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to marketing, the department store Kohl’s generally puts on good ads. However, sometimes they make mistakes; everyone does, but Kohl’s mistake is more egregious due to the presence of viral video superstar Rebecca Black. That’s right, Kohl’s went all out with a Black Thursday/Friday ad featuring Rebecca Black’s Friday. Kohl’s Rebecca Black […]
Read »Sinatra Sings While Occupy Wall Street Gets Busted
Posted 11/17/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganOccupy Wall Street now enters its second month. To celebrate, the protesters that started the whole Occupy movement are planning a day of action, including a “Shut Down Wall Street” breakfast, protesting at subway stations, and generally being a big old nuisance to the people of New York City in an attempt to get their message out. […]
Read »The Trailer For “The Hunger Games” Is Here!
Posted 11/14/2011 10:18 am by Ron HoganLet the year of butt-kicking female heroes begin! First, you had the trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman, starring Kristen Stewart and Chris Hemsworth. Now, you’ve got Thor’s little brother, Liam Hemsworth, and Jennifer Lawrence taking on the task of bringing the international best-selling novel The Hunger Games to life on the big screen. […]
Read »“Snow White And The Huntsman” Trailer Debuts
Posted 11/11/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to fairy tales, there’s not much you can do to modernize them. After all, the versions most people are familiar with are sanitizes for children; if you go back to the original tales, full of mayhem, murder, and general creepiness, you’ve already got a modern tale ready to be told. So it […]
Read »“21 Jump Street” Gets A Red-Band Trailer
Posted 11/03/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to television series, no show has quite the cult following that 21 Jump Street has. It was created by Stephen J. Cannell way back in 1987, yet it has maintained a cult following thanks to it being the show that launched Hunter S. Thompson-loving Johnny Depp’s vampire career. Well, now it’s Jonah […]
Read »Grand Theft Auto 5 Gets An Awesome Trailer
Posted 11/03/2011 6:00 am by Ron HoganIt’s been a long time, Rockstar Games. Since the debut of the Grand Theft Auto series in 1997, the GTA series has sold over 114 million games. There hasn’t been a new GTA game since Grand Theft Auto 4 came out in 2008, so we’re due for another installment. Right on time, Rockstar and Take-Two […]
Read »Man Saws Parking Meter In Half
Posted 10/27/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganHell hath no fury like a guy with a circular saw! That’s not how the old saying goes, but it’s true. When it comes to parking tickets, everyone is at risk for them. From Optimus Prime and Batman to dead people, everyone gets parking tickets, especially in New York City. However, one crew of construction […]
Read »An Epic Halloween Light Show
Posted 10/25/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to the best destination for holiday light shows, you need to head to Riverside, California. That’s where YouTube user KJ92508 lives. While KJ is nominally famous for his animated Christmas lights, has turned his attention to my favorite holiday: Halloween. The results are pretty staggering. Here’s an epic Halloween light show set to LMFAO’s […]
Read »IndyCar Driver Dan Wheldon Killed In 15-Car Wreck
Posted 10/17/2011 6:00 am by Ron HoganIt’s the kind of wreck fans live for, but it had the results that no fan would ever want. At Las Vegas at an IndyCar race, there was a huge, fiery multi-car wreck that took out nearly half the field, but rather than simply wrecking a few expensive cars and shaking up a few drivers, […]
Read »Betty White Busts A Move, Raps “I’m Still Hot”
Posted 10/14/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganJust when I thought Betty White had done it all, she goes and does something so crazy and unexpected that… I don’t even know. Somehow, the 89-year-old actress and television legend has managed to top herself despite going to the Marine Corps ball and hosting SNL this year alone. Now, she’s making music. Specifically, Betty […]
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