In the world of living green, there are things that you can do to make the world a better place. Last year, Al Gore even had a global concert called Live Earth and advocated small things you could do to fight climate control (the new word for global warming.)

His suggestions were pretty simple: turn lights off, unplug your cell phone when it’s charged, don’t throw your McDonald’s McGriddle bag out of the car window when your driving down the road and don’t throw your television remote at your television when Dick Cheney is on the screen.

Now we are finding that you can even go further into going green, so much further than even Al Gore might want you to.

Behold how to wipe your hiney with one, yes I said ONE, square of toilet paper.

***crickets***

No seriously, there is a way brought to you from an Airborne Ranger who was a drill instructor.

As this is a family-friendly blog, all I’m going to say is that you have to tear a hole in the middle of your one tiny, itty-bitty square.

I’m rethinking my commitment to live green.

Read the rest at Felonious Ramblings.

It’s … ummm … interesting.

I’ve never had a problem eating food from a gas station.  Just two weeks ago, I ate a couple of hot dogs purchased from a gas station.  They were delicious.  That’s not the first time I’ve eaten gas station food, and I doubt it will be the last.  There’s nothing like a fun food novelty. […]

Commissioner Roger Goodell gathered 32 NFL owners for one big question.  One of the league’s most wanderlust-stricken franchises is looking to move again.  The Oakland-Los Angeles-Oakland Raiders, tired of gutting it out in a run-down stadium, were once again looking for greener pastures.  Only the Miami Dolphins refused to cooperate.  With a vote of 31-1, […]

In 2006, an injury to Dallas Cowboys starting quarterback Drew Bledsoe opened the door for an undrafted free agent by the name of Tony Romo to take the helm of America’s Team and lead the Dallas Cowboys to an early playoff exit.  Bledsoe went from starter to afterthought in a season.  Now, the circle continues […]

For 89 years, Oscars has never had a major mistake.  The last few Oscars might have had a few flubs, but at least they never got the most important category of the night wrong.  Well, that’s now changed, all thanks to OG Bonnie and Clyde legends Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway.  When Faye Dunaway called […]

Tom Brady has been wildly successful, if controversial.  He’s the first quarterback ever to win five Super Bowls and only the second player to do so after Charles Haley.  Unlike Haley, Brady won all his Super Bowls with the same team, the New England Patriots.  The only thing that seems to be able to stop […]

Ben Affleck, no matter what you might think of him, is a talented actor and director.  He’s got the goods, but he’s smart enough to know when he’s in over his head.  All along, since he took on the mantle of Batman, he’s had his eyes on writing, directing, and starring as the Caped Crusader. […]

In May, students for the for-profit American College of Education were running into some problems.  Their access to email accounts and course information was locked down by Google, who had disabled their accounts.  The reason why?  A fired IT worker for the American College of Education locked the school out of their Google cloud account. […]