Have you abandoned your boy? Do you want to drink other peoples’ milkshakes? Do you want to drink them up?

Well, then log into your eBay accounts and be prepared to sit by the computer for the next 7 hours.

Some wonderfully talented people have gotten together to build a There Will Be Blood edition of the popular board game Monopoly. The rules of the game have not changed, but the spaces on the board sure have.

Park Place and Boardwalk have been replaced by the Plainview Estate and the Church of the Third Revelation. When you pass Go, you collect 200 dollars in royalties. And instead of getting sent to jail, you get sent to church.

The set apparently does not include Community Chest and Chance cards, hotels and houses or property cards. But it does come with four tokens that make the game playable. Or you could hang it on the wall as the seller suggests. Either way this bad boy is going to cost someone a pretty penny.

The current bid at press time is up to 125 dollars. To make your own bid, click here–fast!

Images: Always Watching

Tags: There Will Be Blood, There Will Be Blood merchandise, Monopoly, Parker Brothers, movie games, TWBB, DDL, Daniel Day Lewis, eBay, Always Watching

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