All the good musicians die way too young. Jimi Hendrix? Dead. John Bonham? Dead. Jim Morrison? Dead. Elvis? Still alive, but pretending he’s dead.
As we all know, the best way to contact the spirits (aside from moving into a haunted house) is to break out the trusty Ouija board and make yourself a conduit to the unholy forces of darkness, but Stevie Ray Vaughn might not be so open to listening to some snotty kid asking him to play a ghostly version of “Crossfire,” so you might try to get him involved in a jam session instead with this guitar Ouija board I found on Gear Fuse.
I don’t know how any self-respecting musician, dead or alive, can turn down a jam session. Even if you can’t raise the dead with it, you have a definite leg up when you start that goth-country band you’ve always wanted or finally get the call up to join Hank Williams III for a little hellbilly rockin’.
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