As dedicated Bigfoot blogger NewsComa could tell you, Sasquatch likes to party. Judging by the picture of Bigfoot’s recent trip to Roanoke, Virginia, he likes to party just a little bit too much. That’s why the poor man-ape is passed out face-down on the sand. Fortunately, he’s got that thick woolly coat to protect him from the summer sun. Well, late-summer sun.
Actually, that’s just another Bigfoot hoax creation. Unlike the last Bigfoot body, which was made of leftover entrails from a butcher shop and a gorilla suit, this Bigfoot is made of seaweed washed on shore by Hurricane Hanna and lots and lots of sand. I always try to keep an eye out for Bigfoot stories, and how I missed this one I’ll never know. I guess Digg has failed me yet again. My dreams of a drunken beachfront Bigfoot turned out to be just another conspiracy theory debunked. And I was so hopeful, too!
Tags: bigfoot, hoax, roanoke, virginia, hurricane hanna, unusual images, cryptids, cryptozoology, urban legends