When it comes to sports, there are wussy sports, like the drum corps, and there are really manly sports. Say, for instance, rugby, which is like football but with more punching, less padding, and almost no stopping. Hurling is also pretty awesome, as it’s lacrosse but without helmets and with axe handles instead of composite poles. Then there’s the manliest sport of all: Calcio Fiorentino. Don’t know what it is? Well then, you need to educate yourself on the 8 manliest sports ever invented.
Some of the things people do for fun are crazy. I mean, I love watching these kind of things, but I’m not too keen on participation. Not just because I lack killer instinct (I do) or because I’m unathletic (I am), but because I spent a fortune getting my teeth straightened and endured 4 years of painful braces and other orthodontic treatments and I’m not going to throw that away for a few hours of bloody fun. My teeth cost more than my car, I’ve got to take care of them.
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