Let’s say your favorite baseball team is going for its second World Series title in as many years.  Just what would you give up for the chance to catch one of the most important Major League Baseball games of the season.  If you’re Susan Finklestein, a 43-year-old “desperate blonde” from Bensalem, Pennsylvania, who needs World Series tickets, you offer your body.

I mean, I know World Series tickets are expensive, and I realize that baseball is serious business.  Even if you don’t have to resort to a scalper (scalping might be illegal, too), you’re going to have to pay through the nose, but this just seems like an obsessive amount of fandom to me.  I mean, you can watch the game from home, eat better food, be warm and comfortable, and not have to debase yourself for the privilige.  Or you can hit up the pawn shop and buy your tickets that way.

I guess some people don’t have much pride in themselves.  Either that or they have a whole LOT of pride in their favorite sports team.   I have no doubt she would’ve gotten those tickets had the cops not caught her.  If not via prostitution, then via some other means.

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