When a 21-year-old woman got pulled over by police near Maryville, Tennessee, she thought she had the perfect excuse. You see, she got caught red-handed. Well, actually, she got caught white-nosed. When she was pulled over, police found her with cocaine residue on her face, which she tried to pass off as having eaten some powdered doughnuts. Maybe that’s how they powder their doughnuts in Nicaragua, where blow washes up on the beach, but in Tennessee they use the other white powder.
In case you can’t tell, she got caught anyway. She’s in Blount County Jail with a $12,500 bail. In addition to the drug possession charge, she also got nicked with driving on a suspended driver’s license, driving without proof of insurance, failure to maintain her lane of traffic and possession of drug paraphernalia. It’s a smorgasbord of drugs and crime!
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