After a night of drinking heavily enough to beat the breathalyzer, 55-year-oldDonald Wolfe just wanted to do some good. When he saw a poor opossum just lying in the road, he thought to himself, “I know, I bet it’s just playing possum! I’ll go revive it!” Unfortunately for Donald, he was trying to revive roadkill, as the possum was quite dead before he got there. No matter how vigorously he performed his prayers and mouth-to-mouth, it’s hard to bring something back from the dead after that long.
Well, you have to give him credit for confidence. I’m not sure how performing CPR on a dead possum was supposed to work, especially considering it was roadkill fit for the incinerator. At least he tried, right? That’s better than nothing.
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