Much like the fish in that commercial, a man in South Brunswick, New Jersey could not wait for his Filet-O-Fish sandwich.  So, he took matters into his own hands and got the fish himself.  He crawled out of the back window of his car, and climbed into the drive-thru window of the McDonald’s restaurant he was waiting at.  Once inside, he grabbed his fish (which he’d paid for already), slapped an employee, told him he’d be waiting for him, then left with his dinner.

That’s a staggering level of impatience, but then again, when you’re having a McFish attack, you’ve just got to get that sandwich.  That hoki fish is actually pretty tasty, so can you blame the guy?  The fresher the better when it comes to a brick of fried, minced fish.  The longer you wait, the soggier the bun is going to get from soaking up that mayo and cheese and grease, and nobody wants to eat a cold lump of greasy meat on a soggy bun.

I don’t know if he was singing the fish sandwich song, but he should have been.

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