A 42-year-old New Zealand man’s lust for naked women knew no bounds.  Certainly, the fact that he was responsible for watching his baby wasn’t going to stop him.  Because it was late at night, he figured it was okay to leave the sleeping child in the car while he visited the Mermaid Strip Club in New Zealand’s capital city, Wellington.  Sure, that worked okay for awhile, until a passerby saw the sleeping child in the car at 3 AM and promptly called the cops.

You know, this guy really wasn’t thinking right.  What’s the one thing that women love?  Babies.  All women love babies!  If they don’t love babies, then they pretend to so as not to look weird in front of their peers.  He obviously should’ve taken the kid into the strip club with him!  That would’ve made him a hit with the strippers!

Sure, it might have made the kid hungry to see all the fake breasts, but that’s what bottles and breast-milk cheese are for.  You just hand little Suzy or Jimmy off to Chetania, and she can watch the kid while you get your lap dance!  It’s the perfect solution!

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