Whatever you do, don’t call Anna Mae Godfrey fat.  She gets really mad.  Not like hitting mad, we’re talking biting mad.  Police say the 21-year-old woman bit a man’s ear off after he called her fat and made other insults.  Three men in their 20’s were causing problems at a house party, so they were being thrown out.  In the process of leaving, a 24-year-old man called Anna fat, so she chased him down half a block, tackled him, and bit a chunk of his right ear off like he was chocolate.

Apparently, this chubby girl can move, because she was able to chase this guy down and catch him before tackling him.  Police have been unable to find the ear chunk that was bitten off, and the man will require plastic surgery to repair the damage.  Anna is being held on first-degree assault charges.

Out of a desire to protect my ears, I’ll refrain from making the obvious “They need to check her stomach” comment concerning where the ear ended up.  Still, I don’t think I could run half a block, and Anna probably weighs about the same as I do, if not more.  Plus, she’s got some jaw power.  Those big girls are not to be trifled with; hell hath no fury like a giant woman scorned.

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