Every President has some kind of embarrassing relative.  Roger Clinton, Billy Carter, all the Kennedy family members not named John or Robert… there’s always some kind of bad apple in the bunch, usually a no-good brother, who provides a consistent sort of embarrassment for whoever the current sitting President might be.  That’s also true for US President Barack Obama, whose African-born father sired a whole lot of kids with a whole lot of women after divorcing his wife and returning to Kenya when Obama was two.  One of those brothers, Samson Obama, was actually denied entrance into Great Britain.

Samson Obama, who runs a cell phone shop outside Nairobi, Kenya, was detained by authorities at the East Midlands Airport when flying from Kenya to Washington, D.C. due to having false information.  Fingerprint tests linked Samson Obama to a sex attack in Berkshire!  Obama was questioned, but released, and eventually allowed to travel on to America without ever officially entering Great Britain.

Don’t ask me why he’s not in jail; probably because he’s the President’s brother.  If you or I got fingerprinted and matched a suspect in a sexual assault, we’d be in jail.  This is why people don’t trust the government.

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