It’s the kind of thing you see happen all the time.  A naked man running around on the interstate, screaming about how he’s Jesus.  You’d think that the people of Darien, Connecticut weren’t used to that sort of thing by now!  However, they must have been taken by surprise, because Naked Jesus caused a five-car accident and delayed traffic for nearly six hours on Interstate 95 headed North.

The story would be funnier if three people hadn’t been hurt in the wrecks, but it’s still pretty funny.  A guy driving a big rig semi braked hard to avoid a distracted driver, jackknifed his vehicle, careened into four cars, and rolled over!  Meanwhile, Naked Fake Jesus tried to escape in a waiting vehicle, but cops were able to pull him over without incident.  No word on whether or not he put on some clothes and went out to lay hands on the injured or if he got recruited to help fight crime.

Image:  Buddy Christ by sooz

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