Two Italian towns are locked in a feud, and things are starting to get messy, literally, after one town has accused another town of dumping a flock of geese in their town square. The town of Villalago, Italy, accuses the neighboring town of Sacco, Italy, of delivering a whole flock of honking, pooping, flapping geese into their town square for the sole purpose of annoying the residents. You know what happens if you get served and then serve someone back? That means it’s on.
For Villalago mayor Cedisio Grosso, it’s on. He’s personally called Sacco mayor Patrizio Giammarco and told him to pick up HIS geese, and if that doesn’t work? Then it’s time to start phase two: issue a strongly-worded resolution stating that the geese are not Villalagos and DO NOT belong in Villalago! Oh no!
An animal ban will definitely work when it comes to wild geese that do whatever they want, wherever they want. Totally. It’s not like those geese could’ve flown there on their own or anything.
Image: Flock of Geese
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