You can use toilet paper for almost anything. Where I work, I swipe a roll for my desk so I can always have tissues, but other people have used it for everything from making squeezably soft wedding dresses to works of art. Oh yeah, also, you can apparently load a gun up with toilet paper and shoot your wife with it when she won’t get up and fix you a sandwich. That’s what police in Rockingham County say happened between Lonnie and Darlene Pinnix.
Lonnie, 38, and his wife Darlene, 55, were returning to their home in Reidsville, North Carolina, shortly after midnight. Lonnie wanted his old lady to get up and leave. She refused, and continued to refuse, so he loaded his gun with a wad of toilet paper and shot her in the back, giving her powder burns. He was arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon, I guess because he didn’t shoot her with quilted toilet paper, only that uncomfortable John Wayne type.
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