At the historic Groot Constantia plantation in the heart of South Africa’s wine country, rich folks and tourists come to drink the fruit of the vine and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the 325-year-old vineyard.  Unfortunately, increasing numbers of baboons are doing the same, and like your average college student, the drunken apes are breaking into homes, vandalizing property, and terrorizing the locals if they don’t pass out first.

“Lunch parties in the garden are now just impossible,” a homeowner from the plagued suburb of Constantia complained.  “It is so unrelaxing.  Rather than chatting over our meal, we are looking over our shoulders and bolting the food as quickly as we can before it is stolen.  We can’t even leave a window open in summer.  We are under siege.”

Not even stick-toting guards and a special corps of monkey-minders have helped solve the problem of rampaging apes, who are proving themselves to be just like humans in more than just organ-related ways.  Still, it could be worse; they could be drunk flying apes.

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