You can kind of look at pictures of Laurence K. Saunders and tell that there’s probably something a little off about him. I mean look at him, does he look normal? Well, if you’re getting the creeps, you’re probably pretty wise, as the 62-year-old Saunders broke into a 64-year-old woman’s house, got naked, and tried to climb into bed with her. She foiled her attacker by grabbing his beard and dragging him out of the house!
The two struggled for quite awhile, the woman with a grip on her neighbor’s beard. When he grabbed her by the throat, she grabbed a tape measure, bonked him on the head three times with it, and finally got him out the door, which she then locked. Later, she found his black shorts on her DVD player, so she threw them outside, where the naked, bearded intruder Mr. Saunders was sobbing. Police note, to no one’s surprise, that Saunders had been drinking.
Fortunately, there was no naked police chase with tasers involved. This time.
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