Gadsden, Alabama, isn’t the kind of place where I’d think a vampire would hang out. After all, it’s Alabama, where it’s hot and muggy and generally sunny quite a bit. Doesn’t strike me as good vampire weather; for all its stupidity, Twilight’s vampire infestation in the Pacific Northwest makes the most sense to me since it’s usually rainy and overcast and relatively dark, even during the day. Still, Gadsden is the home of 20-year-old Evan Francis Brown, AKA Vamp. Evan Brown, wannabe vampire, was arrested on second-degree assault charges for burning a V into a teenager’s forehead.
Vamp Brown is alleged to have tied the teenager up, convincing the 17-year-old that the two were playing a game. Once the team was tied up, that’s when the real fun started, at least for Brown. Brown is alleged to have beaten the teen, burning him with cigarettes before burning his brand into the teen’s forehead.
Ouch! Where’s teenage werewolf Wolfie Blackheart when you need her to fight off this burgeoning vampire infestation?!
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