When Russians get drunk, crazy things happen. Fortunately, they’re occasionally of the funny variety, not of the ‘woman gets stabbed in the back and doesn’t feel it‘ variety. For example, a bunch of Moscow residents loaded into a 7 AM flight from Domodedovo Airport to London, England, only to discover that their in-flight entertainment was unauthorized and a bit drunk. A woman managed to ground a Moscow to London flight after only 15 minutes thanks to her erotic dancing prowess. That’s right, a woman dirty-danced an airplane into an emergency landing.
“The woman was in a state of insobriety, inconveniencing the passengers, taking off their glasses, and dancing erotic dances,” said a spokesperson for Russia’s transportation police in RIA Novosti.
That must have been some display! Or, perhaps, Russian authorities read PopFi and know just how dangerous strippers can be if you cross them. The 39-year-old woman, a native of Russia’s Tartarstan region, was escorted off the plane and checked into a nearby hospital for medical tests. No doubt they’re testing how much blood she has in her alcohol stream.
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