Holly Madison, newly insured for $1 million dollars.

Holly Madison knows where her money comes from, and it’s not her thumbs or her hair.  No, the former Playboy model turned television star has two big money-makers, and they’re bolted onto her chest.  Holly Madison has taken out a $1 million dollar Lloyd’s of London insurance policy on her breasts.  Madison, who stars in the topless Las Vegas review Peepshow at the Planet Hollywood Casino, rose to fame as one of the Girls Next Door before spinning off into her own reality show about her Vegas adventures, dubbed Holly’s World.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?  Because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars.  I thought I’d cover my assets.”  Added Ms. Madison, 31, “I think it’s kind of funny.  I think they’re getting the credit they deserve.  They’re my primary money makers right now.”

Well, when you think about it that way, it actually makes sense to insure yourself against damage, since replacement surgery is pretty expensive and very painful.  Considering she’s toting around the stars of the show, it’s probably for the best that she take good care of them and make sure they’re well-protected via insurance policy.  The only question is, is that $1 million per breast implant, or $500,000 per breast implant?  That’s a big difference.

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