Lindsay Lohan at the Saints Row 3 premiere.

Hugh Hefner, you’ve finally done it.  When Lindsay Lohan’s personal problems started happening and the acting work started drying up, Hugh Hefner was one of the first people to offer Lindsay Lohan some work.  Of course, it was Playboy work, so basically Playboy owner Hugh Hefner offered Lohan $750,000 to shoot a nude pictorial for his magazine.  Lindsay refused.  Well, a few years later and a few more brushes with the law and Lindsay Lohan has suddenly realized just how much money she turned down.  Lindsay Lohan will be appearing nude in Playboy, and she’ll earn $1 million dollars in the process.

LiLo and her handlers negotiated the fee up to $1 million from $750,000, and the shoot apparently started this weekend.  It will be scheduled around Lohan’s 16 hours of community service at the Los Angeles County Morgue, where Lohan will be washing linens and cleaning the facility.  After paying $100,000 in bail in the wake of Lohan blowing off her 450 hours of community service, Judge Stephanie Saunter ordered the additional punishment to take place before Lohan’s next court appearance on November 2.

Here’s the question:  will Lindsay’s Playboy debut sell more than Marge Simpson’s Playboy appearance?  I think it will, if only for curiosity’s sake.

I’ve never had a problem eating food from a gas station.  Just two weeks ago, I ate a couple of hot dogs purchased from a gas station.  They were delicious.  That’s not the first time I’ve eaten gas station food, and I doubt it will be the last.  There’s nothing like a fun food novelty. […]

Commissioner Roger Goodell gathered 32 NFL owners for one big question.  One of the league’s most wanderlust-stricken franchises is looking to move again.  The Oakland-Los Angeles-Oakland Raiders, tired of gutting it out in a run-down stadium, were once again looking for greener pastures.  Only the Miami Dolphins refused to cooperate.  With a vote of 31-1, […]

In 2006, an injury to Dallas Cowboys starting quarterback Drew Bledsoe opened the door for an undrafted free agent by the name of Tony Romo to take the helm of America’s Team and lead the Dallas Cowboys to an early playoff exit.  Bledsoe went from starter to afterthought in a season.  Now, the circle continues […]

For 89 years, Oscars has never had a major mistake.  The last few Oscars might have had a few flubs, but at least they never got the most important category of the night wrong.  Well, that’s now changed, all thanks to OG Bonnie and Clyde legends Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway.  When Faye Dunaway called […]

Tom Brady has been wildly successful, if controversial.  He’s the first quarterback ever to win five Super Bowls and only the second player to do so after Charles Haley.  Unlike Haley, Brady won all his Super Bowls with the same team, the New England Patriots.  The only thing that seems to be able to stop […]

Ben Affleck, no matter what you might think of him, is a talented actor and director.  He’s got the goods, but he’s smart enough to know when he’s in over his head.  All along, since he took on the mantle of Batman, he’s had his eyes on writing, directing, and starring as the Caped Crusader. […]

In May, students for the for-profit American College of Education were running into some problems.  Their access to email accounts and course information was locked down by Google, who had disabled their accounts.  The reason why?  A fired IT worker for the American College of Education locked the school out of their Google cloud account. […]