The Elf On A Shelf NMA News video is crazier than ever.

I’ll be the first to admit I’ve never really heard of Elf on the Shelf until recently.  Apparently, it’s a stalker elf that watches children in a creepy, evil fashion to make sure they’re doing good and not misbehaving like a drunk Frosty at a Christmas parade.  That’s all well and good, but I need more information on this thing before I weigh in.  I know; I’ll turn to NMA News and listen to their take on the Elf on a Shelf phenomenon.  NMA is where I get all my news these days.

Wait, what?  I just… this… I can’t even… oh, my brain hurts so much.  For once, I don’t think any information was lost in translation between NMA and me.  This time, I think all the weird brain-hurting confusion is a direct result of what the purpose of Elf on a Shelf is.  So we’re intimidating children into being good by hiding creepy elves and other critters in their rooms?  Really?

There have been a lot of terrible Christmas toy trends (Zhu Zhu Pets), but this isn’t even a toy, it’s just a decoration!  Why do kids want this?  Why do kids even care?  Do kids care?  I’m so confused right now.

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