Wave goodbye to Osama's compound.

When Osama Bin Laden’s secret compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan was raided by US military forces, the world held its breath.  When word of Bin Laden’s death spread around the world, people everywhere celebrated the demise of the terrorist mastermind.  Now, it looks as if all traces of Bin Laden are going to be wiped off the face of the earth.  To prevent the site from becoming a shrine, Pakistan is going to destroy Osama Bin Laden’s fortified compound.  The explosion promises to be epic; Pakistan is going to attack the facility with rocket-propelled grenades, then bulldoze the rubble.

“We will hit it like an enemy fort.  But first we must erase everything related to bin Laden from our country,” said Pakistan’s interior minister Rehman Malik.

The plan is big and flashy for a reason.  Pakistan is planning on flying in US and European diplomats to have a viewing party of the grenade assault, and television crews will be there to capture all the action.  From the first grenade impact to the last crush of the bulldozer’s blade, the Bin Laden destruction party is shaping up to be the event of the year!

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