The former couple in happier times.

George Clooney has a two-year limit on girlfriends.  After two years, he trades them in and upgrades to a different model.  This has been a routine throughout Clooney’s life.  From Lucy Liu onward, there’s been a 2-year limit on being with George Clooney.  That means he’s currently taking applications.  George Clooney and Stacy Keibler have split up, putting an end to their 2-year relationship.

Unsurprisingly, the two seem to have wanted different things in life.  The 33-year-old Keibler was apparently feeling the tick of her biological clock.  Meanwhile, the 52-year-old Clooney seems to be striving to be the world’s oldest frat boy, bouncing around between beautiful women and enjoying his status as a TV and movie powerhouse.  Clooney has come a long way since being a fake doctor, and Keibler is still working hard in Hollywood thanks to her fame from Dancing With The Stars (another Clooney ex competed on the 13th season of the show; Keibler was on the second).

“Stacy called it quits.  She wants to have children and a family someday.  She knows where George stands on that.  They talked and they quietly stopped being a couple several weeks ago,” a source close to the pair told People Magazine.  The source added, “They talk every day.  They were friends before they started dating and they’ll be friends after.  It was a friendly [breakup].”

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