This story has been everywhere, but it’s too good to pass up.  After all, the story is about a woman named Michelle Allen who allegedly got dressed up in a cow suit, chased kids, peed on someone’s front porch, and blocked traffic.  Unsurprisingly, she picked a fight with cops and smelled strongly of alcohol.  Surprisingly, this wasn’t some sort of crazy PETA stunt.

There has to be some sort of mental illness at work here, right?  Surely normal people don’t even own cow outfits, let along do all the things this woman supposedly did.  Booze can make you do some crazy things, but I’ve never known anyone so drunk as to stand in the middle of the street dressed like a cow.

It’s a fitting end to the drunken summer of 2008.

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