Margaret O’Callaghan had a need for a new type of kitchen utensil. The round-bottomed ladle and the spatula are just not good enough when you’re dealing with things like crock pots and serving dishes. That’s why she invented the scrudle, a combination ladle and spatula designed to scrape the deliciousness from any sort of cooking […]
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Backpack Snag Prevents Suicide
Posted 11/20/2009 9:00 am by Ron HoganReady to end it all, a 30-year-old Romanian man traveled to the Gulf of Corinth in Greece. As he leapt from the cliffs to take his plunge into the Mediterranean sea, some 262 feet below him, he ran into a problem. His backpack kept snagging on the cliffs, slowing his fall. This meddlesome backpack ended […]
Read »Los Angeles Sans Traffic
Posted 11/20/2009 8:30 am by Ron HoganEvery day, Tom Baker deals with the issue of traffic. Given Southern California’s massive concentration of cars, it’s no wonder that Baker would get frustrated dealing with the daily traffic routine. That inspiration resulted in these great images of Los Angeles without the cars. Here’s the full image gallery, and it’s awesome.
I love the […]
Arrested Over Not Leaving A Tip
Posted 11/20/2009 8:00 am by Ron HoganCollege students Leslie Pope, John Wagner, and four of their friends went out for dinner at the Lehigh Pub in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. They had to get their own cutlery and napkins, had to walk to the bar to get refills on their drinks, and they had to wait over an hour for salad and chicken […]
Read »Inside The Salt Mine
Posted 11/20/2009 7:30 am by Ron HoganHave you ever wondered where salt comes from? I mean, salt is in everything from fertilizers (potassium chloride) to the dinner table (sodium chloride), but where does it actually come from? Why, salt mines, of course! They’re not just for horrible industrial accidents or mad scientist lairs anymore. English Russia has a great look inside […]
Read »Waistline-Busting Movie Snacks
Posted 11/20/2009 6:30 am by Ron HoganWhen you’re sitting in the theater, all decked out in your Twilight gear, you’re going to want a snack. I mean, it’s only natural, right? Once you walk into the theater and you smell that wonderful popcorn smell filtering in from the lobby, even the strongest-willed of dieters feels a moment of weakness. However, if […]
Read »Frightening New Moon Merchandise
Posted 11/20/2009 6:00 am by Ron HoganFor some reason, the kids these days love the Twilight saga. Believe me, it pains me to call it the Twilight saga, because to me a saga is a great, sweeping work of masterful literature, not a teenage vampire romance novel. Either way, the latest movie based on the Twilight books, New Moon (officially The […]
Read »Moldova’s Swine Flu Vaccine Is Garlic And Onions
Posted 11/19/2009 10:00 am by Ron HoganThe Moldovan military isn’t very large. There are only about 6500 men in Moldova’s armed forces, defending a country of about 3.5 million. However, what the Moldovan military lacks in manpower they make up for in breath power. You see, in order to fight off the swine flu that is raging throughout the country, the […]
Read »Black Market Waffles And The Eggo Crisis
Posted 11/19/2009 9:30 am by Ron HoganPeople worry about all kinds of crises as the world ends, but as the movie Zombieland taught us, sometimes it’s our snack foods that are most important to our happiness. For Tallahassee, it was his beloved Hostess Twinkies. If your favorite food is the humble Eggo waffle from General Mills, then you’d best head to […]
Read »USB Weapons For Digital Warriors
Posted 11/19/2009 8:30 am by Ron HoganLots of people like to think they’ve got the skills of a keyboard ninja, but what good is a ninja without weapons? Yes, he can still sneak around and attack any technological problem with his or her bare hands, but it’s so much easier and messier if you have something you can do damage with. […]
Read »Mysterio Predicts Your Holiday Gifts
Posted 11/19/2009 8:00 am by Ron HoganI love goofy little websites like this. From the Wal-Martians to quality engineering, I love a nice, odd corner of the Internet to investigate. If it’s something that can result in some comedy thanks to random word generation, even better. That’s why when Mysterio offered to predict my holiday gifts, I jumped at the […]
Read »Piranhas Invade Florida
Posted 11/19/2009 7:30 am by Ron HoganWhile fishing in a retention pond in Palm Springs, Florida, a 14-year-old boy fished up something that doesn’t belong in Florida. This invasive species is the dangerous meat-eating piranha. That’s right, there were not one, but two piranhas caught in the wild in the United States. The most troubling aspect is that the two piranha […]
Read »Klingon As A First Language
Posted 11/19/2009 7:00 am by Ron HoganLinguist d’Armond Speers is an odd bird. How else could you explain someone that taught his son Klingon as his first language? For the first three years of his son’s life, Speers spoke to his son only in the fictional alien language Klingon from the Star Trek universe. His reasoning? It was an experiment to […]
Read »Santa Demands The Swine Flu Vaccine
Posted 11/19/2009 6:30 am by Ron HoganAmong the many groups of folks who get swine flu vaccine priority are child-care workers like teachers, daycare employees, medical personnel, and those sorts of people. Given that swine flu is everywhere, people are jockeying for a place on the swine flu priority list. There are only so many vaccines to go around, and thousands […]
Read »Power-Generating Music Pants
Posted 11/18/2009 9:00 am by Ron HoganThe idea is there. You take a pair of normal workout pants, combine them with the MP3 player of your choice, and then figure out a way to turn the kinetic energy generated by movement (like running or biking) and turn it into actual energy to power the MP3 player. That’s the idea behind the […]
Read »Bad Breath Bandit
Posted 11/18/2009 7:30 am by Ron HoganPolice in Tamarac, Florida, are looking for a man who robbed a TD Bank location in Broward County on Monday morning. The clues to his identity are sketchy, but odds are you’ll smell him before you see him. You see, this mystery robber has been called the bad breath bandit (by me) due to his […]
Read »$20,000 Settlement For Broken Teeth
Posted 11/18/2009 7:00 am by Ron HoganAccidents happen, but who is responsible for those accidents? When Shane Reese, a 12-year-old kid at Intermediate School 219 in the Bronx, New York, took a soccer ball to the face during an impromptu dodgeball game involving over 100 students, he got hurt. It’s not surprising, considering soccer balls are much harder than those soft […]
Read »Madeira Beach Monster Strikes Tampa Canals
Posted 11/18/2009 6:00 am by Ron HoganIf you reported seeing a giant monster stalking the canals in the Madeira Beach area of Tampa, Florida, people would say you’re crazy. Surely Russ Sittlow, a retired 78-year-old engineer, knows this. However, after having captured a beast he calls Normandy Nessie (after the road he lives on) on film twice and having spotted it […]
Read »Unfriending The Word Of The Year
Posted 11/17/2009 1:33 pm by Ron HoganI love these pointless little declarations about the English language from companies like the New Oxford American Dictionary. Every year I keep an eye out to see what the new word of the year is, and every year it’s something that, well, I figured already existed. For example, the big word this year was unfriend, […]
Read »Woman Hides In Suitcase To Enter US
Posted 11/17/2009 1:15 pm by Ron HoganPeople will do a lot of crazy things to try and get into the United States for a shot at a better life. When you’re dealing with accused illegal immigrant smugglers, like Maria Candelaria Moreno of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and Mexican native Ricardo Moreno Separza, there’s no depths to which those people will sink to make […]
Read »One Man’s Nightmare: Cake For Every Meal
Posted 11/17/2009 9:45 am by Ron HoganAs the old saying goes, “Be careful what you wish for, you must might get it.” No doubt Cheng Yu was like every other kid growing up and wished he could have dessert for every meal. Then he met Tian Mae, compulsive baker. Now his marriage is on the rocks thanks to cake for every […]
Read »Preteen Boy Shoots Intrusive Bear
Posted 11/17/2009 9:15 am by Ron HoganWhat do you do when the bear won’t shoo? Well, if you’re an anonymous 11-year-old boy in Driggs, Idaho, and you’ve got an American black bear on your front porch, threatening your family, there’s only one thing you can do. Take care of the threat. The boy grabbed a rifle and, after the bear refused […]
Read »15 Sci-Fi Inventions Come To Life
Posted 11/17/2009 8:00 am by Ron HoganThere is nothing more exciting to the mind of a creative person than the allure of infinite possibilities. And what sort of novel utilizes infinite possibilities more than science fiction? There is no genre of literature that has so captivated the mind and so inspired the inventor than sci-fi, as you can see by these […]
Read »Woman Survives Being Thrown Off 200-Foot Bridge
Posted 11/17/2009 6:00 am by Ron HoganIn some ways, Kavisha Seevnarain is a lucky woman. I mean, sure she got robbed, carjacked, and thrown off a bridge, but other than that she’s pretty blessed. Why? Because she was thrown off a 200-foot bridge into a mostly dry river, yet she survived.
While driving to a friend’s house in Durban, South Africa, Kavisha […]
Sushi For Pets
Posted 11/17/2009 5:00 am by Ron HoganEveryone wants to eat healthier these days. With all the weird chemical preservatives and colors in our food, it’s no wonder people are looking for any way they can to eat a more natural, balanced diet. Shockingly, some people who aren’t me don’t want caffeine pumped into their food, even if there is the possibility […]
Read »Bud Adams Is Classy
Posted 11/16/2009 1:21 pm by Ron HoganTennessee Titans owner Bud Adams is one of the National Football League’s leading statesmen. As one of the founders of the American Football League, the NFL’s last real competition, he’s renowned as a maverick and innovative owner, thought not a terribly classy one. After all, would a classy owner flip the double-bird to the opposing […]
Read »Clear With A 100% Chance Of Meteor Showers
Posted 11/16/2009 12:45 pm by Ron HoganIn the predawn hours tomorrow, November 17th, keep your eye on the sky. The annual arrival of the Leonid meteor shower is scheduled to peak in North America sometime between 3:30 and 5:30 Eastern time. While the display is a yearly event, this year’s shower is expected to be especially impressive thanks to the limited […]
Read »Discounted Hardware In Exchange For Love
Posted 11/16/2009 12:15 pm by Ron HoganKatie Lynn Smith, a 20-year-old from Nitro, West Virginia, had a crush on a customer. She saw the guy regularly, we assume, and eventually grew fond of the man. In an attempt to curry favor with her suitor, she made him a sweetheart deal. Namely, she gave him over $20,000 in discounted items from the […]
Read »Football Star Apologizes To Fantasy Owners
Posted 11/16/2009 8:30 am by Ron HoganIt’s not often that a professional football player feels the need to apologize for his on-field behavior when he does something smart, but Maurice Jones-Drew isn’t your ordinary football player. Generally listed at 5′6, MoJo is a human pinball on the field, using his 200-pound bulk to run through and bounce off tacklers, making […]
Read »Moon Bombing Finds Precious Moon Water
Posted 11/13/2009 1:05 pm by Ron HoganNASA’s crazy plan to bomb the moon to look for water might not have set off a war with the moon, but it did briefly capture the imagination of the public. Also, it was successful. That’s right, NASA’s LCROSS mission to punch a hole in the South Pole of our nearest celestial neighbor found water […]
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