I’m sure if you could talk to Paula Griffin, she’d tell you the following great tip:  don’t keep your nail glue next to your eyedrops, because you’ll probably glue your eye shut.  As you might imagine, the poor woman feels a bit dumb now, but it’s the sort of mistake that could happen to anyone.  It’s like using hairspray instead of spray-on deodorant, or putting ointment on your toothbrush, except it can leave you potentially blind and unable to use your vision-guided catapult.

You have to feel bad for Ms. Griffin, and not just because she may have potentially blinded herself.  Now everyone thinks she’s just a dumb blonde.  At least she’s learned something from the experience:  “It was a nasty accident, and it could have happened to anyone but I won’t be putting the bottles anywhere near each other again, that’s for sure.”

It’s a little late for that, isn’t it?  Nail glue is infinitely more dangerous than any Red Ryder BB Gun.

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