In what has to be the creepiest discovery ever, a shocked family in Sioux City, Iowa, found a clown on their front porch. Well, it’s not really a clown, more like a dead deer dressed in a clown suit. Officials have said that it’s probably just a harmless, albeit immature, Halloween prank. What kind of monster would kill a deer, then dress it up in a clown outfit and leave it on someone’s front porch?
I’ll tell you who’d do that. No one, that’s who. That wasn’t just some deer carcass dressed in a wig and rainbow-colored suit. That was a deer trying to pass among humans as part of their Cervidae plot to infiltrate the humans that hunt them to learn their ways!
The best way to hide is to hide in plain sight, and what’s more common than a clown on Halloween? Exactly. We’re just lucky some keen-eyed hunter ran across this deer spy and shot it before it could break into that family’s home and wreck up the place!
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