A 22-year-old journalism student found himself suddenly forced off the train by staff while it was stopped at a station in Lauenbrueck, Germany.  Of course, he shouldn’t have been surprised he got thrown off since he was traveling without a ticket, but that didn’t stop this young man’s righteous indignation.  In order to show his displeasure, he resorted to the classic (and classy) urge to drop his pants and smush his bare behind against the window of the double-decker train, mooning all inside.  Unfortunately, his pants got stuck.

He got dragged, half-naked, by the train for 200 meters (or over 650 feet or the length of two football fields) before someone noticed there was a naked guy dangling by his pants from the side of the train.  Luckily, he was able to keep his legs out from under the wheels of the train and avoided serious injury.  Unfortunately for him, his little stunt delayed 23 trains for over an hour, which now means not only is he going to have a police record for dangerous interference with rail transport, he’s also liable for damages.

Next time he’ll remember to keep his pants up and settle for giving rail staff the classic middle finger.  Or, you know, buy a ticket.

Tags: mooning, train mooning, dragged by train, Germany, Lauenbrueck, pantsless man dragged by train, wardrobe malfunction, clothing mishap

Ladies, are you tired of marching into a combat zone, laying down a stream of machine-gun fire, and slaying America’s enemies while looking like you’re wearing a camouflage potato sack?  Well, you’re in luck.  While you’ll still be in camouflage, at least your uniform will fit you a little better as the US Army has announced that [...]

It’s a shocking upset.  To me, you’d think there’s nothing more Texas-approved than taking delicious beer and figuring out a way to deep-fry it inside a pretzel, but apparently there’s one thing more Texas, and that’s Frito pie.  At the Big Tex Choice Awards, the fried-food contest held every year at the Texas State Fair, [...]

Sarah Palin is a polarizing figure.  She’s wildly popular, either for the wrong reasons or the right reasons, depending on which side of the political spectrum you’re on and how much you like making fun of people.  Still, she’s captured the public’s attention quite well, as shown by the fact that the word Palin invented, [...]

It’s one of the most famous examples of vaporware in video game history.  Duke Nukem Forever has been in the works since, literally, 1997.  It’s been announced and pulled multiple times throughout its history, and has changed developers multiple times (3D Realms, Take Two, 3D Realms again, and now Gearbox Software).  People have run through [...]

You’d think that, possible lockout aside, things would be good for the NFL right now.  TV ratings have never been higher, league stars are now crossover TV stars and doing hair-care commercials, and the league is even trying to expand overseas with the standard London games and appearances in Toronto.  However, all the news concerning [...]

It was like a scene out of Gran Torino.  When confronting a group of youths on the lawn of his Uniondale, Long Island home, 31-year-old George Grier went out onto his porch with a rifle.  He told the group of youths to get off his lawn.  During the ensuing argument, Grier did what every movie [...]

When you think of good customer service, what are the places you think of as providing the opposite of that?  Obviously, one of the first things out of any reasonable person’s mouth (aside from the DMV) is the post office.  There’s always a line, it’s usually understaffed, it’s going bankrupt, and generally, it’s a huge [...]