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Woman Hides In Suitcase To Enter US

Posted 11/17/2009 1:15 pm by Ron Hogan

suitcase.jpgPeople will do a lot of crazy things to try and get into the United States for a shot at a better life.  When you’re dealing with accused illegal immigrant smugglers, like Maria Candelaria Moreno of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and Mexican native Ricardo Moreno Separza, there’s no depths to which those people will sink to make a few extra bucks while flaunting US laws. For example, they’ll stuff an unnamed 31-year-old woman into a suitcase.

I’m not even sure how that’s possible outside of the sideshow.  I mean, that’s either a really big suitcase they stuffed into the back of their Ford Explorer, or it was a very small woman they brought across the border into Texas.  My back’s cramping up just thinking about that hot ride through the desert in a Samsonite.

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