Some people love kids.  Sara Foss, of Derby, England, REALLY loves kids.  That would explain why she’s got 13 of them, with her 14th on the way (and she’s only 39).  But she’s not done; she’s planning on two more, and she’s hoping for twins.  That’d give her 16 kids. Just get a load of the names and ages of her brood:   Patrick, 23; Stephen, 13; Malachai, 12; Peppermint, 11; Echo, 10; Eli, 9; Rogue, 8; Frodo, 7; Morpheus, 5; Artemis, 4; Blackbird, 3; Baudelaire, 2; and 9-month-old Voorhees.  That’s right, her most recent kid is named after the Friday the 13th serial killer.

I can’t help but have a morbid curiosity as to what she’s going to name children 14, 15, and 16.

While I have no problem with having lots of kids, I do have a problem if you’re having a lot of kids because you’re crazy and if you’re having a lot of kids while on welfare.  I think the mom of Frodo, Morpheus, and Baudelaire qualifies for all of the above. The Duggars have lots of kids, and they’ve never had to turn to public assistance to handle them.  This woman costs the taxpaying public £50,000 a year in various benefits (even though her “long-term partner” Stephen Smith has a job)!

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Tags: Sara Foss, Derby, England, mother of 14 wants more twins, mother of 14, welfare mother, unusual names, pregnancies, expectant mothers, unusual parents, Stephen Smith

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